Directions: Directions on the Crazy Dog shampoos are humorous and impractical - because it doesn't take an instruction manual to bathe a dog. Here's an example of part of the Rainforest Shampoo: "My Rainforest shampoo cleans like a tropical downpour, conditions coats to be as soft as moss and adds luster like sunshine! Immerse your dog in the pool at the bottom of a cascading waterfall. (You'd better be standing next to him!) Drench him with my Rainforest shampoo. Massage in so it gets down to the skin. Rinse under a tropical rain shower. Dry in the warm sunshine or use my Crazy Dog dryer."
Directions: Example: Head South to the nearest tropical rain forest. Mist coats thoroughly, brush out dirt and tangles. Find your dog a dry spot under a palm tree and air dry in the gently breeze. Use on dry coats for in-between baths, use as a freshen-up fragrance, or use on wet coats to remove tangles.
Product Description:Professional quality conditioning shampoo for general use on all breeds of dogs for maximum groom ability. Special themed scents for each shampoo name.
Product Description: Professional grooming spray: Cleans, Conditions, Detangles, Takes out Static, Leaves a Long-Lasting Scent. Use in-between baths for a "dry" bath.