Directions: Directions on the Crazy Dog shampoos are humorous and impractical - because it doesn't take an instruction manual to bathe a dog. Here's an example of part of the Rainforest Shampoo: "My Rainforest shampoo cleans like a tropical downpour, conditions coats to be as soft as moss and adds luster like sunshine! Immerse your dog in the pool at the bottom of a cascading waterfall. (You'd better be standing next to him!) Drench him with my Rainforest shampoo. Massage in so it gets down to the skin. Rinse under a tropical rain shower. Dry in the warm sunshine or use my Crazy Dog dryer."
Directions: Example: Head South to the nearest tropical rain forest. Mist coats thoroughly, brush out dirt and tangles. Find your dog a dry spot under a palm tree and air dry in the gently breeze. Use on dry coats for in-between baths, use as a freshen-up fragrance, or use on wet coats to remove tangles.
Professional quality conditioning shampoo for general use on all breeds of dogs for maximum groom ability. Special themed scents for each shampoo name.
Product Description: Professional grooming spray: Cleans, Conditions, Detangles, Takes out Static, Leaves a Long-Lasting Scent. Use in-between baths for a "dry" bath.